I am something as ephemeral and unreal as the phantasmagoric images in your deepest dreams. Yet I am also as real and substantial as the cold marble statue, silent and unseen, in a corner of old growth forest.
Most of all, I am me, and this is all you need to know.
In less cryptic and more modern lingo:
Hi guys I'm weird, but also friendly. This journal's mostly friends only, as it relates to a lot of deep thoughts no one wants to read. Feel free to leave a comment if you absolutely need to know me.